Its raining today. The skies are grey. Its a very gloomy and dreary day. But that doesn't stop us from being absolutely crazy!
So last time I blogged I told you about how living with my Grandma can get a little crazy. Well sleeping in the same bed as her can too.. Let me explain.
So me and Grandma share the full bed in one of the bedrooms and the first night was fine, since we were both so tired we both fell asleep without any problems! The next night.. not the same case.
I couldn't sleep on the second night! You know those wretched nights when you go to bed knowing you have to get up early, and yet you can't find any sleep? It was one of those nights for me. I tossed and turned until around two in the morning, not even considering my Grandma might be awake too.
Well I was wrong.
The next morning, we're all sitting around eating breakfast and Grandma gets up and says "Sleeping with Lynz is scary!!" If you know me, then you'd know I instantly jumped to my defense.. but when Grandma explained.. I was speechless!
Grandma starts to explain that as she was layin there in the middle of the night, she thought I was sleepin so she went to roll over when all of a sudden I jump up and start beating and fluffing my pillow yelling "Damit! Damit!" (snapshot) and then I grabbed my pillow and rolled over and didn't say a word.
After my rant and pillow beating, Grandma was thinking that I had just cussed her out for trying to move. So she just laid there focusing on not moving! Now, in my defense, I was having a very.. odd dream that night. And you really have no control over your motor skills when your dreaming! ;)
So second night was really weird. Third night was weird too.
I, again, was having an intense dream. So randomly in the middle of the night I jump on Grandma! I just suddenly threw myself her way, practically giving her a heart attack! I woke up and was like "Oh.. I'm sorry! I'm so sorry..", moved back over to my spot and went back to sleep.
Now by the fourth night, Grandma is freaked out!
I'm not normally a covers hog.. but that night I accidentally took all the blankets. After trying to decide whether it would be a good idea to wake me up or not, Grandma decided to tap me. I wake up and ask "Whats up?" really confused by why Grandma is waking me up in the middle of the night. She starts pulling at the corner of the blanket and says "I only need a little bit.. just a tiny bit, not much at all.." and she pulls a TINY bit of blanket her way and then says "See.. I only need a little bit.." and then she just lays there motionless.
Non of this was that funny until the fifth night when I come upstairs and Grandma was putting sheets on the air mattress without saying a word.. I wonder why she didn't want to sleep with me anymore.. Hmmm.. ;)
Now, I may be really hard to sleep with.. but don't tell me anyone else is easier! Remember Black Friday?? I was convinced Becky was gonna roll on me! And that night with Becky and Sarah snoring in Florida.. I wasn't sure if it was them or a freight train coming!! And the night Liz flew out for Oregon, she actually threw one of her legs on top of me!! Mom likes to wake up and chat in the middle of the night and Logan sleep walks!!
I'm not really sure how to end this post.. but for future reference.. Bring an air mattress, because I'm hard to sleep with! :P
Lynz
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