What Day Is It Anyway??

Happy Thursday peeps!! I went to T.J.Maxx today and finally got a new pair sunglasses!! Not that I would ever need them here, because the sun barely ever shines! But they were on sale and they are cute and to be honest I really needed a pair since dropping mine down a deep dark abyss of rock leading to the unknown.. ;)

I believe that it takes at LEAST 20 minutes after the moment of opening your eyes in the morning, before you can make sound decisions. For instance, Grandma and I take turns going to Moms transfusion appointments, simply because they take less than 15 minutes in the actual appointment and there really is no point in us all getting up early.

So this morning I was sleeping and my phone started ringing. It was about eight o'clock. I open one eye, look at my phone and see that my Grandpa was trying to get a hold of me. Since my brain was still asleep, I completely forget he was supposed to be arriving today, tell myself I'll call him back later and set my phone back down.

Suddenly I hear something outside in the drive way. It sounds like a truck. It took me a few minutes but I finally put it together. I stumble out of bed and run to the window just in time to see my Grandpa pulling out of our subdivision onto the road. I grab my phone and call him back.

"Hello Lynz!"

"Hi Grandpa.."


"What are you doing?"

"Sleeping.."

"I was just at the apartment.."

"I know.. I watched you drive away.."

"Well do you want to let me in.."

(Now let me remind you, its only been about 10 minutes since I had opened my eyes)

"Well.. (long pause) I guess.. I mean.."

"What? You guess?? Is this a bad time?"

"I'm just tellin you now, I'll let you in but I'm goin back to bed.."

Now that sad part about that is.. I was being dead serious. I actually contemplated not letting him in. All I wanted to do was sleep and my brain threw everything else aside and found the quickest route to getting back in bed.. which wouldn't include going down stairs and letting my Grandpa in.

Later that day, after we did all our running around we get back to the apartment and Grandma goes "We have survivor on tonight!!!"

For those of you who don't know.. Survivor is on Wednesday nights.

I get all excited and tell my Grandpa "We got Survivor on tonight!!!"

Grandpa looks at me like I'm speaking a different language and says "Survivor? Survivor was on Wednesday night!"

I say "Oh!! What day is it? Its isn't Wednesday at all! Grandma, why did you tell me we have Survivor on tonight??"

She says "Oh! Its Thursday!! What day is Survivor on.. isn't Survivor on tonight?"

I look at her like she is crazy and then say "Well first off.. GRANDMA.. Today is Friday!!"

Now this is where my mom who has been sitting on the couch quietly, says "Excuse me.. What day is it?"

So I walked into the apartment not knowing what day it is, thought it was Wednesday, realized it was Thursday and then told Grandma is was Friday.

 I'm afraid I'm going crazy.

Lynz