Book of Awesome

Hello my dear people. How are you doing? Really though. How are things going in your life? Are you doing the things you want to do? Being the person you want to be? I hope so. :)

So I have this book called "The Book of Awesome". Its an.. you guessed it.. Awesome book!! Its just a list of really awesome things in life that we sometime dont appreciate. So for the next couple of weeks, since I have nothing to write about lately.. I'm gonna share some excerpts from this book! Hope you enjoy!! :)

Sleeping In New Bed Sheets

You know the feeling. You just spent five minutes chasing all the corners of the elastic form-fitting bottom sheet around your bed and then laid and tucked the top sheet tightly into the mattress. You found some pillow covers in the linen closet, squeezed and shook your pillows in there, put your blanket over all of it, took a deep breath, and then dove right into the fresh, cold, mothball-smelling sheets.

New sheets are great because they don't smell like The Sleeping You, with your armpit hair all squishing around in there all night, your drool leaking all over the pillows, and your crusty old feet flaking off into little piles of dead skin shavings at the end of the bed. And let's not forget the hot farts you pop out when your sleeping too. Don't deny it! We're all disgusting when we're asleep, and new bed sheets are great for letting us temporarily escape our own filth.

Really, only one thing can add to that new bed sheet feeling and that's when its your first seasonal sleep in thin cotton summer sheets or thick winter sheets. As you close your eyes softly, crickets chirping outside your window, moonlight and tree branches shadow dancing on the walls, you know right then and there: It's going to be a good night.

Awesome.

So that was it peeps! A page out of the book of Awesome. You got to admit.. Fresh bed sheets? Pretty awesome.


I wish you well. Be happy. Be kind. And DFTBA! :)

Lynz


"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling."